Jimmy in Paradise | Sausages to the People!

With the “great success” of the first trailer park book, Jimmy has decided to parlay his growing internet fame into a brand of sausages; not that he's done anything about it yet. He's trying to talk Glen at the pizza shop into “running with it” but Glen's artfully avoiding the entire subject. I don't think our stories commands a loyal audience just yet, not enough to build a sausage empire anyway. We've sold just slightly fewer books than the people who said they bought one. We even donated a signed copy to the Moufette County Library, I found it yesterday wedged under a table leg, keeping it from wobbling.

Chef George has been watching pre-season football at Cousin Jimmy's house and he's a lot more blunt than Glen. “Look, nobody wants to eat your sausage so shut up about it already.” Normally, a Maine accent makes a person's words sound sweeter but not with George. I think he sharpens his tongue along with his knives. Jimmy doesn't agree.